I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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