we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
You need a sexual gate keeper
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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