we have pet lesbian snakes
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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