She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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