Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Can I color on your dick again?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I want to fling myself into the sun
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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