Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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