PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My vagina just clenched in fear
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