did you get engaged???
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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