when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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