Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I fill condoms, not promises.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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