I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
