I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
the condom got lost in my hair
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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