is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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