we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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