is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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