Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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