"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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