I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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