I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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