Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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