I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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