8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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