she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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