i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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