Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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