so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
