The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
no, he came in my armpit
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just found a bag of teeth...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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