I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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