perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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