no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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