Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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