Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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