..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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