You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Randomize
