love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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