let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
In other news, I just burned my penis
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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