Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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