so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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