This girl is more easily done than said...
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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