Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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