thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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