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apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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