how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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