How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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