His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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