If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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