try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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