Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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