I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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