did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Randomize
