your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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