I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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