Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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