You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
He had one of those small greek statue penises
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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