Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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