Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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